More Stuff White Midwesterners Like: Mules.

You don't see them so much anymore, but back in the day every farm had a mule or three. However, our love of mule has endured here in the midwest. It's the official state animal in Missouri, the mascot for Central Missouri State University (or whatever in the hell they're callin' it these days) and the high school mascot in towns from Fairfield, Illinois to Bedford, Michigan to Poplar Bluff. Nowadays the Amtrak line from St. Louis to Kansas City is called the "Mule." And if you've never swallowed a Moscow Mule you're missing something. (Get your mind outta the gutter.) Just add vodka, lime juice and ginger Beer and serve it cold in a pewter mug. It's gooder'n hell, I'm telling ya.

White Midwesterner of the Week: That hot guy on Mad Men.

See photos of Jon

Oh sure, you thought that Don Draper guy on the teevee was a native of New York? Heck no that boy is from St. Louis, Missouri. He went to some fancy-pants high school in Ladue (where the money is) and even got an acting scholarship to go to Mizzou. (Brad Pitt went there too without an acting scholarship, but he seems to do OK.) But you know he's a White Midwesterner on account of the way he wears pleated khakis on the show, and I bet you a donut he's got a few pieces of Budweiser memorabilia at his house. You can take the boy outta St. Louis, but you can't take the St. Louis outta the boy.

If you'd like to nominate someone for WM of the WK, email us.

September 28, 2008

Stuff White Midwesterners Like: CrockPot Food

It's getting a little cooler here in the Midwest and that means one thing: break out the CrockPot.

White Midwesterners loooooovvveee CrockPot cooking. And why wouldn't we - the crock pot was invented in Chicago, Illinois - the cultural mecca of the White Midwest. (Fancypants people have LeCreuset; White Midwesterners have Rival.)

Sure, anybody can make Rotel Dip or Little Smokies with BBQ Sauce (both White Midwestern party food staples) but like all things we touch, White Midwesterners like to gussy things up a bit. Even though we have perfectly good ovens, White Midwesterners will cook cake in a CrockPot and you can even make soap (not at the same time).

We love our CrockPots so much we own themed CrockPots:




And EVERY CrockPot recipe contains the word "CrockPot" - just so you know that if you want to make Easy Cheesy CrockPot Chicken you're gonna have to call Carl to get it down from the high shelf.
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