October 30, 2008
Extreme White Midwestern Home Makeover, Part 1: Church Cookbooks
Behold: Extreme White Midwestern Home Makeover, Part 1 - Church Cookbooks
Outfitting your home in White Midwestern Style begins in the kitchen, on account of the fact that we all are big eaters, and the first thing you should buy is a smattering of church cookbooks. To really blend in, you need to have old cookbooks, so start looking at your local used bookstore or garage sales.
Now, not any cookbook will do - the following is the list of denominations of White Midwestern churches from which you should select.
Lutheran (Missouri Synod)
Catholic (only if you live in an urban area that has a kick-ass St. Patrick's Day Parade)
Anything with the words "Kosher" (sorry, rabbi) or that contain goat-based cuisine
Posted by ...JustCara at 11:49 AM